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Who would have thunk it

Entire US Public subject to US Military Spy Satellites

And you thought it couldn't get any worse

Illegal Shenanigans

Power Currupts, Absolute Power Curupts Absolutely

Barney Phife joins Spy Organizations

Local Police have Access to Spy Satelites

Gives new meaning to 'Don't ask, Don't Tell

The Big Secret

E-Z-Pass tracks your whereabouts

I was on a business trip, I sware