Finger scanning at Disney World

No "M. I. C. K. E. Y. MOUSE". Please tell me they didn't get to you, too!

Line between humans and monkeys compromised

Isn't that what started A.I.D.S.?

CIA-backed tech can instantly spot terrorists in a crowd

That's comforting.

Bomb robot removes explosive device from bank robber

Bank robbers, the new terrorists. Who's next?

Bush wants right to use milita

That's a very, scary thought. Didn't Janet Reno already think of that?